If you are dating WOMEN from the following Kenyan TRIBES. Here are a few stereotypes

 

KIKUYU WOMAN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends
a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you!

LUO WOMAN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

LUHYA WOMAN:


First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Ugali and Ingokho.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

MERU WOMAN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.

SOMALI WOMAN:
First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.
Third Date: She claims she’s a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night.
You’re rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

KAMBA WOMAN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Guiness, have sex in the back of her car.

 

Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister’s boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Machakos.

KISII WOMAN:

 

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn’t home. She gave you the wrong address.

 

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

 

Third Date: She’s pregnant. She’s not sure if its hers.

KALENJIN WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

MAASAI WOMAN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

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